Jakob C, Butter
Butter, Butter, Butter. Why is he doing this to himself seriously. First off he’s making him a fake person just to date a chick. Like come on go over and talk to her make her fall in love with you make her see past that big build and see who you really are. Who fakes this guy and then says “Ya I’ll meet you in person on New Years day and you can see I’m that guy who goes to your school, I hope this isn’t creepy.”
Also his website why, why, why would you say your going to eat yourself to death like really that’s probably one of the worst ways to go. At least make it quick or don’t do it at all. (hint best choice is don’t do it at all) He’s getting all this attention, that he knows too, is all fake. He knows that they are just getting close to him to convene him to do it or don’t do it. The sad part is that he knows that after he’s dead they wont even remember him or even talk about him.
I do’t think he is going to fallow through with it, but I don’t know yet so tootles going to go read now.