How Charming…

Prince Charming Post-Wedding

 

We thought he was perfect and so did she

Poor little Cinderella didn’t know, did she?

How foul and disgusting a man could be

Parked on the couch – farting, eating and yelling profanity

We thought it would be sparks and magic all along

Turns out we were so humiliatingly wrong.

 

He didn’t take the time to help clean the house

But he did take a leap over that giant dead mouse…

He smelled like the ocean and not in a good way

Dead oysters and rotting fish were his odor each day

Real charming in deed Cinderella thought

What did I do to deserve this? He used to be hot!